We were so busy enjoying his covid-inspired content spree that we failed to recognize the dangerous truth of the matter: Tanner Gudauskas is taking our jobs.
He’s not being coy about it, either. He’s just getting up in front of a camera every damn day, popping a VHS in the telly, and streaming it live for the world to see. Often, Tanner even gets pro surfers on the phone to talk about things. Meanwhile Zoltan screens our calls.
Doesn’t Tanner know that we’ve trained our entire lives to reach this level of semi-acceptable mediocrity? Doesn’t he care?
Intro: Danny Johnson. Video: Tanner G/Alex Kilauano